Stephen Hawking Talks About Zayn Leaving One Direction

Above: Stephen Hawking gives One Direction fans advice
Above: Stephen Hawking gives One Direction fans advice

Stephen Hawking, is one of the brightest minds living today, and has finally answered the one question that has been burning in all of our minds for the last month. While speaking via hologram on a panel at the Sydney Opera House, the theoretical physicist and cosmologist was asked, “What do you think is the cosmological effect of Zayn leaving One Direction and consequently breaking the hearts of millions of teenage girls across the world?”

Hawking didn’t mock the inquiry, but gave a scientific answer that brought a glimmer of hope to all Directioners. 

“Finally, a question about something important,” answered Hawking. “My advice to any heartbroken young girl is to pay close attention to the study of theoretical physics, because one day there may well be proof of multiple universes. It would not be beyond the realms of possibility that somewhere outside of our own universe lies another different universe, and in that universe, Zayn is still in One Direction.” He added in another alternate universe, “she and Zayn are happily married.”

What could have been dismissed as a silly question was used to encourage young individuals to open their mind to the endless possibilities of science.

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